Rummy's mojo may be missing
Straits Times | Dispatch from the Ministry of Mojo Matters
Donald Rumsfeld says he does not know whether he has lost his mojo... 'Have you lost your mojo?' a reporter asked him during a Pentagon briefing. Mr Rumsfeld said he has not consulted a dictionary - as he did for words such as 'slog', about which he has sparred with reporters - but has spoken with an aide who had. 'And they asked me that, and I said, "I don't know what it means." And they said, "In 1926 or something, it had to do with jazz music." [via]

The very implications of this are mind blowing:
Did Rummy loose his mojo working for Nixon?
Will his mojo be found in a bunker along with all of those WMD that we're looking for?
When he had his mojo, how long could he do keg stands?
Has he looked for it under the couch?
What question prompted this response?
Is this why Rummy keeps sending out memos full of questions?
Will Mike Myers feature Rummy in his next movie?
Don't the people at the Straits Times have anything better to do?