Sleep Talkin' Man
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"My badger's gonna unleash hell on your ass. Badgertastic!"

"I feel all rolley polley rolley polley. rolley pony PONY.... Splat!"

"Can you hold... can you hold my starfish? It doesn't like it when I'm getting excited. Oh look, it likes you! Its legs are all cree-py cree-py."

"I haven't put on weight. Your eyes are fat."

"Oh, we're going to be late for the pogo ballet, stop it!"

"Yah, I can't believe in God when I'm THIS good."

"Your hands are all fingery fingery."

[in a cute, sing-song voice] "Time to bounce your face off the waa-aall."

[quite suddenly, upon waking] "Click!"