philesq: Last night in TX

elteej: @philesq great name for a country song.

philesq: @elteej after 3 years, I have albums worth of song titles. Sadly, most of them are ballads about cabs.

Which made me wonder: having known Phil for nearly a decade yet having visited him only once during his time in Texas, what would the song list of his country album look like? Some thoughts:

LAST NIGHT IN TX

Phil, released by Eponomous Records (c) 2009

Texas Highways (and Low Ways)

Drinking

Wrong Way Taxi

Space Cowboy

Fake Blood and Glitter

Let me up the clock tower

Drinking (again) - The gin reprise

The Blue Collar Tort

Austin

U-Turn (in a taxi)

Can't Win for Losing

Complicated

Get me out of this Wal-Mart

Old Enough to Know Better

Single White Female

This is Just Getting Ridiculous

Two More Bottles of Wine

Wrong Way Taxi, Reprise

Party (to a lawsuit)

Sonora’s Death Row

(How to Avoid) The World's Most Awful Interaction (Ever)

I'd (Law) Review You

The Hot/Crazy Scale

Determination of Moral Character

Long Ride Home (in a taxi)

July Will Suck

Cliff Bars and Coffee

(Bellying up to) The Bar

Gom Jabbar

Note 1: This is an audience participation post. RULES: Extra points for puns ("scale"), lines from Phil's emails that are the same as country songs, extra points for actual country songs that could be included; minus points for any pun involving "briefs". The points are entirely made up.

Note 2: In the interest of screwing with spammers, the Twitter names are complete bullshit.