There's a rule against blogging while in my current job, however:

Enter... THE ELDERS!
Out of deep concern for the challenges facing all of the people of our world, Nelson Mandela, Graca Machel, and Desmond Tutu have convened a group of leaders to contribute their wisdom, independent leadership and integrity to tackle some of the world's toughest problems.

Not kidding, this is real - they even have a website. (OK, so do we, but still.) The founding members of this new Justice League are Richard Branson and Peter Gabriel. If ever there was a group of superheros calling out for a group of supervill... WAIT! STOP THE PRESSES...

Enter... The Gen II Global Peace Initiative! (WTF?)
The progeny of world-renown names like Tutu and Trudeau, Kennedy and King, Mandela and Abdullah, Rabin and Hariri, Gemayel and Gandhi will unite in London at the Parliament House of Lords to proclaim their parents' dreams are still alive and, collectively, they can make a difference.

Actually, some of their parents are still alive too, and belong to the opposing superhero group. I am all for forming an opposing team of supervillans dedicated to libertarian principles, federalism, and free-market economics, but let's first see what their costums look like.