Conversation with a friend, re: working in Tokyo

Hollis: I go to the social events as they occur.

Which is...

Quarterly.

Well, not quite that bad. But nearly.

me: I feel like there's the potential for a great 80s buddy-comedy here.

You teach your co-workers about 'par-tay' and 'rocking out,' they teach you about responsibility and teamwork, and together you teach Delta House a lesson they won't forget

Or maybe I have an overly vivid imagination

Hollis: Wait. Who could I possibly teach about par-tay?

me: well... I'm sure there are websites?

Hollis: NSFW.