She hates my futon. We've all seen those weird dating service ads that promise paradise. Are you a sucker or are you a dreamer? Ever call one?

Not long ago Craig Mitchell, the author of "She hates my futon" shut down his website and thus completely ended the posting of his story. I, however, had cleverly saved it and am posting it here (in the comments) for posterity. (Please contact me if you are the legal owner of this content.)