SHOT . . .
"I've seen some press reporting says, 'Cheney went in to beat up on them, threaten them.' That's not the way I work" -- "Senior Administration Official" ( WH release, 2/27).

. . . CHASER
"For privacy's sake, lets call her Lisa S ... Wait that's too obvious. How about L Simpson" -- Principal Skinner ("The Simpsons").