So, Guy Walks Up to the Bar, and Scalia Says...
NY Times | I'm picturing "mad scientist" laughter here
Justice Antonin Scalia's wit is widely admired, and now it has been quantified. He is, a new study concludes, 19 times as funny as Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg.
...Of course, what passes for humor at the Supreme Court would probably not kill at the local comedy club. Consider, for instance, the golden opportunity on Halloween this year when a light bulb in the courtroom's ceiling exploded during an argument.
It takes two justices, it turns out, to screw up a light bulb joke.