Following the article on 'alCatda' ...

Teen charged with traffic violation, WMD possession
News 14 Carolina Note: no old men were harmed/killed during the event.
Police arrested Jarrett Brown, 17, of Fuquay-Varina on Monday night after finding pipe bombs in his car and house... The events leading to Brown's arrest began with a hit-and-run accident Monday in Cary. Police found six pipe bombs in brown's car and a dozen more at his home. Brown was supposed to start his senior year at Apex High School Tuesday... Brown is charged with hit-and-run and possession of weapons of mass destruction.

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Al Catda Compound Raided! 55 Now in Custody
KCTV-TV 5 Kansas City The chihuahua is being held for, yes, hairballs of mass destruction.
Fifty-five additional animals - 54 cats and a chihuahua - are rescued from an alleged eastern Missouri hoarder, bringing to nearly 300 the number of animals taken from the same woman. The latest animals were taken yesterday from a one-bedroom apartment in Union, about 45 miles west of St. Louis. On August third, more than 230 animals were taken from a 22-acre property in nearby St. Clair owned by the same woman. Those animals included about 130 dogs, 100 cats, two horses and a mule... Union police discovered the animals as part of a continuing investigation of the woman. Police say they were in carriers stacked floor-to-ceiling, the smell in the apartment overwhelming.